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So I was a K-Mart Blue Light Special, So What?

Is it really my fault my parents didn't want to drive to Sears?

Created on 2008-02-10 08:02:41 (#14912466), last updated 2009-06-29

821 comments received, 1,164 comments posted

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Name:Derring-Do And Associated Symptoms
Birthdate:09-08
Location:(states/regions/territories)
Website:Beware of the leopard: my fanfiction

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erzuligogol@yahoo.com
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GOGOLLESCENT really quite likes you, but secretly hates your guts. Or is it the other way around? She is young and confused and fond of pineapples in theory but not in practice; she also enjoys rhyming a little more than is healthy, because of an incident in her youth involving a cactus. She has a dog, and a third eye, and schizophrenia. She finds it frustratingly difficult to lift individual eyebrows. She prefers reading to listening and has hated tactile learners ever since one kicked her in the head. She is too lazy to remember the existence of tact, boundaries, or common decency. She talks just like this. No, really. JUST LIKE THIS. With the capital letters, even.

Her name is derived from the name Gogol - possibly a famous Russian playwright, possibly a Caribbean goddess of eroticism and love and little wobbly brown things with a string and a bit that falls off, possibly an obscure and relatively ill-treated character from the Discworld novels, possibly all three - and the well know appendage "escent", meant to show that she is not actually any of these fascinating persons, but someone who decided they had a cool name.

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